Newsletter Issue : 5
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The new DJ music request forms

Since the introduction of the new DJ request forms people have said “What a good idea but how do we get them to her as we can‘t get onto the stage ?” The protective fencing is actually to keep the DJ away from the dancers & not the other way round. However, here’s one or two ideas that have come our way:

Fold it into a paper aeroplane and try and glide it on the stage.
Shout out “Richard’s dancing on the floor” and hand it to her as she flies past.
Tape it to a speaker before the session and she’ll read it as it hits her. (tea dances only)
Screw it into a small ball and fire it from a pea shooter.
Tape it to the CD of your choice and throw it at her like a Frisbee.
Shout “I want to join the union & have my subs ready” & she’ll be there like a rocket.
Stuff it in a coke can and lob it on stage.
Stick it under her car windscreen wiper. (will only get played the following week)
Stick the request to a piece of A3 paper. Wrap the A3 paper round a rock and throw it at her. (Any direct hits from the back of the hall will get an “admit one“!)

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