Newsletter Issue : 5
 Inside this issue:

TALKING TWINS

You would have thought that with a new decade starting our “stalwarts from the stage“ would have calmed down a bit. NOT SO! The incessant witterings continue!

Robin: That‘s the third time you‘ve played “The green green grass of home“
Lynn: Is it really?
Robin: Yes and it’s the second time that you’ve played “Delilah”.
Lynn: No, it can’t be, are you sure?
Robin: Yes I am. So what’s your excuse?
Lynn: Well actually I went to see the doctor about it.
Robin: The doctor! What did he say?
Lynn: He reckons that I’m suffering from “Tom Jones” syndrome!
Robin: “Tom Jones” syndrome? Is that rare?
Lynn: It’s not unusual!

TOP Thirty CEROC Famous People

This issue we list the woulds most famous Ceroc people. We know that most of you are sane folk and will immediately know who they are. However for the more dense among you, (the Hatfield Crew?) we have provided the real names as well!

Thomas Edisway
Armjive Lincoln
Jane Manspin
Yo Yo Marx
Horatio Nelsonflick
Paul Newmanspin.
J B Pretzel
Manspin Rice Davies
George Bernard Sway
Elvis Pretzel
Quasiyoyo
Liberarchiespin
Joy Admanspin
Sway Bligh
Sally Tunnel
Windmill Churchill
Sir Wurlitzer Raleigh
Christopher Columbian
Mahatchback Ghandi
Robert the Busk
Martin Lasso King
Ludwig Van Backhander
Harry Secomb
Sway Guevara
Fiddel Catapult
Train Chase
Hansel & Pretzel
Sherlock Combs
Faye Dunasway
Sebastian Comb

(Edison)
(Abraham)
(Mansfield)
(Harpo)
(Nelson)
(Newman)
(Priestley)
(Mandy)
(Shaw)
(Presley)
(Quasimodo)
(Liberarce)
(Adamson)
(Shay)
(Gunnel)
(Winston)
(Walter)
(Columbus)
(Mahatma)
(Bruce)
(Luther)
(Beethoven)
(Secombe)
(Che)
(Castro)
(Lorraine)
(Gretel)
(Holmes)
(Dunaway)
(Coe)

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