Newsletter Issue : 6
 Inside this issue:

Who’s who at Ceroc Hatfield

We have had a lot of new people ask on a Tuesday night “So who does what here?” and “Who’s in charge?” etc. So this issue we thought we’d put the record straight by defining peoples roles. Read on and all will be come much clearer.

The Teacher – Robin
Leaps tall buildings at a single bound. Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to God.

The venue manager – Mike
Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a bulldozer. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if the sea is calm. Answers Gods queries.

The Door Person – Martin.
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds. Is almost as powerful as a bulldozer. Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks to God if special request approved.

The Intermediate Demonstrators – Angie, Julie, Paul, Bill, Mike.
Barely clears Portacabins. Loses a tug of war with a locomotive. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well and is occasionally addressed by God.

The Beginners Demonstrators. – Ali, Dave, Sara, and Rita.
Makes high scratch marks when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by locomotives. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury. Dog paddles and talks to animals.

The Female taxi dancers – Sarah, Angela, Pam, Amanda, Hazel, Evelyn, Anne, Gina
Runs into buildings. Recognises locomotives two out of three times. Is not issued with ammunition. Can stay afloat with proper instructions on the use of a life jacket. Talks to walls.

The Male taxi dancers – Bryan, Pat, Mark, Alan, Clive, Malcolm, Lea, David, John.
Falls over door steps when trying to enter buildings. Says “Look at the choo-choo”. Are not issued with guns. Mumble to themselves.

The DJ (and shop steward) – Lynn.
Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives of f the tracks. Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them. Freezes water at a glance.

SHE IS GOD!


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